You Must Be Jokin’

Watch as members of the Buffalo Wired cast sing from the heart to businesses who need a website re-design, in this parody of “Call Me Maybe” as made famous by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Featuring Zenia Barrett (Web Designer) as Website Visitor, Zach Munger (Web Consultant) as Sears Sucka’, Jim Pecora (Technician) as Smokin’ Web Designer, Christopher Martone (Designer/Developer) as SEO Boy, Sandy Evenden (Executive Assistant) as Busy Business Owner, and Charles Barrett (Former CEO) as the Angry Boss.

“Call Me Maybe”, Carly Rae Jepsen – UMG, 604 Records (Masters) (on behalf of 604 Records Inc.); UMPG Publishing, BMG Rights Management, LatinAutor – PeerMusic, ASCAP, LatinAutor – UMPG, BMI – Broadcast Music Inc., Broma 16, Abramus Digital, UMPI, UNIAO BRASILEIRA DE EDITORAS DE MUSICA – UBEM, ARESA, LatinAutor, CMRRA, and 19 Music Rights Societies

If you or someone you know has a website that is so so bad, we invite you to call us at 716.213.4444 or contact us today. Buffalo Wired specializes in professional website design, search engine optimization, social media marketing, and strategies to increase conversions of website visitors into customers. Buffalo Wired can help your website Get Found, Look Snazzy, and Get some Action.

Buffalo Wired’s Original Lyrics to the tune of “Call Me Maybe” as made famous by Carly Rae Jepsen.

I went searching for you,
On Google, Bing, and Yahoo
I looked for you on page 2
and you’re still not there.

Pop ups asked me to stay
Trend micro sent me away
I can’t keep waiting all day
Oh wait I’m finally here.

Your site was glowing’
Small font, Time New Roman
Flash crash, browser’s broken
Was just wonderin’ if you’re open!

Your website’s ugly,
the links are broken,
can’t use your menu.
You must be jokin’.

Your web designer
must’ve been smoking,
You’ve got no keywords.
You must be jokin’.

Your call to action,
button is broken.
You’ve got no email.
You must be jokin’.

And all the other sites,
are found in searches.
Well you’re on page 10.
You must be jokin’.

What the hell is that sound?
Up, down, I’ve looked all around.
Coworker’s staring me down.
There’s no stop button here.

Info’s all out of date.
Events listed from ‘98
Must have too much on your plate.
Message is unclear.

Your site was glowing’
Small font, Time New Roman
Flash crash, browser’s broken
Was just wonderin’ if you’re open!

Your website’s ugly,
the links are broken,
no one can find you.
You must be jokin’.

Your web designer
must’ve been smoking,
You’ve got no keywords.
You must be jokin’.

Your call to action,
button is broken.
AOL E-mail.
You must be jokin’.

And all the other sites,
are found in searches.
Well you’re on page 10.
You must be jokin’.

Your business needs a new website.
Your site is so bad.
Your site is so bad.
Your site is so, so bad.

Your business needs a new website.
Your site is so bad.
And now you know that.
It’s just so, so bad.

Your web designer
must’ve been smoking,
You’ve got no keywords.
You must be jokin’.

Your website’s ugly,
the links are broken,
no one can find you.
You must be jokin’.

And all the other sites,
are found in searches.
Well you’re on page 10.
You must be jokin’.

Your business needs a new website.
Your site is so bad.
Your site is so bad.
Your site is so, so bad.

Your business needs a new website.
Your site is so bad.
And now you know that.
And we’re not jokin’.

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